🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TOILET PAPER MAY NOW BE CONSIDERED AN ANTIQUE! πŸ§»πŸ˜‚

Terry Smith • September 8, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TOILET PAPER MAY NOW BE CONSIDERED AN ANTIQUE! πŸ§»πŸ˜‚

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: TOILET PAPER MAY NOW BE CONSIDERED AN ANTIQUE! πŸ§»πŸ˜‚


For hundreds of years, mankind has accomplished incredible things. We landed on the moon, invented smartphones, artificial intelligence and self-driving cars…


Yet millions of people are STILL sitting on the toilet rubbing dry paper across their backside like it’s 1847. 🀦‍β™‚οΈπŸ€£


Then there’s the TOTO Washlet.


Heated seat. Warm water. Adjustable spray. Warm-air dryer. Push-button luxury for an area of your body that, frankly, has been neglected by technology for WAY too long. πŸš½πŸ’¦πŸ˜‚


Think about this: If you accidentally stepped barefoot in dog poop, would you wipe your foot three times with toilet paper, put your sock back on and head to church?


HEAVENS NO! 🀣


You’d be looking for WATER, SOAP, BLEACH, a pressure washer and possibly an exorcist!


But your butt?


“Hand me that two-ply. I’ve got this.” 🧻😳


COME ON, AMERICA!


Once you experience a TOTO Washlet, sitting on a regular toilet feels like checking into a Motel 6 after spending a week at the Ritz-Carlton.


Your old toilet offers you a cold seat and a cardboard tube.


The TOTO practically says, “Good morning, Your Majesty. Shall I warm the throne?” πŸ‘‘πŸš½πŸ€£


At this point, toilet paper isn’t bathroom technology.


IT’S A HISTORICAL ARTIFACT.


American Plumbing says it’s 2026… your butt deserves an upgrade! πŸ˜‚πŸš½

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