After spending the weekend at the Frog Dawg Golf Tournament playing golf with Ben Franklin, I have officially been ordered to rejoin society and become a productive citizen again. 😂⛳️

For two glorious days, my biggest responsibilities were choosing a club, finding my golf ball, staying hydrated, and wondering why Ben Franklin was playing golf instead of flying a kite in a thunderstorm. ⚡️😂

But now the clubs are back in the bag and it’s time to return to American Plumbing—where the balls don’t disappear into the woods, they disappear down toilets along with wipes, toys, cell phones and occasionally enough toilet paper to mummify a rhinoceros. 🚽😂

Tomorrow it’s back to slab leaks, busted water heaters, sewer stoppages and customers saying, “It was working fine yesterday!”

Of course it was. Plumbing rarely schedules an appointment before destroying your Monday.

Ben Franklin supposedly said, “Time is money.” Apparently Rhonda agrees.

I told her this weekend wasn’t a vacation—it was networking, historical research and community relations.

She stared at me for about five seconds and said:

“Wonderful. Benjamin Franklin has been dead for over 200 years, and somehow HE still managed to accomplish more this weekend than you did. Now get your butt back to work.” 😂😂😂

And just like that…my Founding Father exemption was DENIED. 🇺🇸⛳️🔧