I finally gave the Bio Bidet toilet seat a test drive, and I’ve got one question: Where has this thing been all my life? 😂

For generations, mankind has apparently decided the best way to clean our backside was with dry toilet paper. Think about that. If you got barbecue sauce on your hand, would you wipe it twice with a dry paper towel and announce, “Yep, good as new!” Of course not. But somehow that’s been the official bathroom strategy since dinosaurs roamed the earth.

Then along comes the Bio Bidet with warm water and enough controls to make you wonder whether you’re using the bathroom or preparing for takeoff. 😂

The first time you use one, there’s definitely a moment of surprise. You push a button, hear a little mechanical noise and suddenly realize something is aiming at you. That’ll get your attention!

But once you get accustomed to it, regular toilet paper starts feeling like technology from 1847.

Cleaner? Yep.

More comfortable? Absolutely.

A little intimidating the first time? You bet your backside!

My verdict: The Bio Bidet isn’t just a toilet-seat upgrade—it may permanently raise your bathroom standards.

And remember: American Plumbing installs plumbing fixtures. What you do with all those buttons afterward is between you and the toilet! 😂🚽🇺🇸